The chameleon, who is said to feed upon nothing but air, has of all animals the nimblest tongue.

Jonathan Swift (1667 CE-1745 CE), Jonathan Swift was an Anglo-Irish satirist, essayist, political pamphleteer (first for the Whigs, then for the Tories), poet and Anglican cleric who became Dean of St Patrick's Cathedral, Dublin, hence his common sobriquet, "Dean Swift".